My neighbor dressed on Saturday 22nd February to attend a wedding where the wife of the Senate President, Helen Mark,was to play hostess. The bride, Cynthia worked for her and was said to be an orphan thus had become her adopted daughter. Few hours later, my neighbor came back sweating profusely and swearing and cursing loudly, she entered my room and came to give me this 'nollywood' gist.
Let me narrate in her own words what transpired;We got to the venue of the wedding at about 9am. 2hrs later and neither the bride or the groom came out.
After guests started getting impatient, the groom came out, took the microphone and announced to the astonished guests that he was no longer interested in the marriage! Turned out that the the Redeemed christian church of God RCCG that was supposed to wed them had conducted a pregnancy test the day before the wedding and the result turned out POSITIVE.
Where the story come get K-leg be say the guy had never slept with the girl! The bride on her own part insisted she was not pregnant and did another pregnancy test in a different hospital which came out negative.
The church did a second test with their own doctor and again their own test read POSITIVE!
Come see drama ooo! Church did several tests, all carame out positive, the girl did several other tests in different centers, all came out NEGATIVE.
To cut a long story short, na there the groom say he no dey marry again hence the announcement in church! Bride cry tire, her people curse the groom tire, the guy just siddon inside the car dey chop him rice!
And do you know the worst part of the story?
The man's people still had the guts to pack the wedding cake, wine and other drinks as well as souvenirs put for their motor wen them wan go and it was not the guy that bought any of those things o!
Trust naija people naa, guests still get mind siddon chop the buffet that had already been set and some even pack take-away food, drinks and whatever souvenir they could lay hands on, meanwhile they all went back with their gifts oh!
Even me sef follow collect jotters, mugs and a set of pots! loll. All this time the poor girl still dey cry with wedding dress insisting she wasn't pregnant but who go fight for her?
She was only a poor orphan...
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